Top Ten Times in History When The 'F' Word Was Appropriate

10. "What the *&%# was that?" - Mayor of Hiroshima, August 1945

9. "Where did all these *&%#ing Indians come from?" - Custer, 1877

8. "Any *&%#ing idiot could understand that." - Einstein, 1938

7. "It does SO *&%#ing look like her!" - Picasso, 1926

6. "How the *&%# did you work that out?" - Pythagoras, 126 BC

5. "You want WHAT on the *&%#ing ceiling?" - Michelangelo, 1566

4. "I don't suppose it's gonna *&%#ing rain." - Joan of Arc, 1434

3. "Scattered *&%#ing showers...my ass!" - Noah, 314 BC

2. "I need this parade like I need a *&%#ing hole in my head!" - JFK, 1963

and the number one time in history where the "F" word was appropriate...

1. "Aw c'mon, who the *&%# is going to find out?" - Bill Clinton, 1997