The Brain
The doctor came in looking tired and somber. "I'm afraid I'm the bearer
of bad news," he said as he surveyed the worried faces.
"The only hope left for your loved one at this time is a brain
transplant.
It's an experimental procedure, very risky, but it is the only hope.
Insurance will cover the procedure, but you will have to pay for the
BRAIN.
The family members sat silent as they absorbed the news. After a time,
someone asked, "How much will a brain cost?"
The doctor quickly responded, "$5,000 for a Liberal's brain; $200 for a
Conservative’s brain."
The moment turned awkward. Some of the Liberals actually had to try not
to smile, avoiding eye contact with the Republicans.
A man unable to control his curiosity, finally blurted out the question
everyone wanted to ask, "Why is the Liberal's brain so much more than a
Conservative's brain?"
The doctor smiled at the childish innocence and explained to the entire
group, "It's just standard pricing procedure. We have to price the
Conservatives' brains a lot lower because they're used."
SEND THIS TO A Conservative WHO NEEDS A LAUGH, AND TO ANY Liberal WHOM
YOU THINK CAN HANDLE A JOKE!