Son In Law
One evening, a man was at home watching TV and eating peanuts. He’d toss
them in the air, and then catch them with his mouth. In the middle of
catching a peanut, his wife asked him a question. As he turned to answer
her, the peanut fell into his ear. He tried and tried to dig the peanut
out, but only succeeded in pushing it in deeper into his ear.
He called his wife for assistance, and after several hours of trying to
remove the peanut, they became concerned and decided to go to the
hospital.
As they were ready to go out the door, their daughter came home with her
date. After being informed of their problem, their daughter’s date said
he could get the peanut out. The young man told the father to sit down.
The young man then shoved two fingers up the father’s nose and told him
to blow hard. When the father blew, the peanut flew out. The mother and
daughter jumped and yelled for joy. The young man insisted that it was
nothing and the daughter brought the young man to the kitchen for
something to eat. Once he was gone, the mother turned to the father.
“That’s wonderful. He’s so smart! I wonder what he’s gonna be when he
grows up!”
“From the smell of his fingers, our son-in-law.”