The pastor of a Baptist church called the little children to the front of the church, all dressed in their cute little Easter outfits and had them sit around him.

He said "Today is Easter and you all look so handsome and beautiful, and today we're going to talk about the resurrection. Does anyone know what the resurrection is?"

One little boy raised his hand, and the pastor said "Please tell us what the resurrection is".

The boy, proud that he knew the answer, said in a clear loud voice "When you get one lasting more than four hours, you gotta call the doctor!"

It took 10 minutes before the pastor could speak and there was so much laughter going on that his sermon was probably forgotten but that little boy's answer won't be!