Out to sea in the Pacific Ocean from San Diego, a U.S. Navy Destroyer stopped four Mexicans in a rowboat heading to the coast of California.

The Captain got on the loud-speaker and shouted, "Ahoy, small craft. Where are you headed?"

One of the Mexicans put down his oar, stood up, and shouted, "We're invading California, to reclaim the territory taken by the U.S. during the 1800's."

The entire crew of the Destroyer doubled over in laughter. When the Captain finally caught his breath, he got back on the loud-speaker and asked,

"Just the four of you?"

The same Mexican stood up again and shouted, "No El Capitan, we are the last four. The other 11.3 million ..... are already there!"

All the loud laughter on the Destroyer ceased.