1. I voted for a Democrat because I believe oil companies’ profits of 4%
on a gallon of gas are obscene, but the government taxing the same
gallon of gas at 15% isn’t.
2. I voted for a Democrat because I believe the government will do a
better job of spending the money I earn than I would.
3. I voted for a Democrat because Freedom of Speech is fine as long as
nobody is offended by it.
4. I voted for a Democrat because I’m way too irresponsible to own a
gun, and I know that my local police are all I need to protect me from
murderers, rapists, thugs, and thieves.
5. I voted for a Democrat because I believe that people who can’t tell
us if it will rain on Friday can tell us that the polar ice caps will
disappear in ten years because of Global Warming if I don’t start
driving a Prius or a Chevy Volt.
6. I voted for a Democrat because I’m not concerned about millions of
babies being aborted so long as we keep all death row inmates alive.
7. I voted for a Democrat because I think illegal aliens have a right to
free health care, education, and Social Security benefits.
8. I voted for a Democrat because I believe that business should not be
allowed to make profits for themselves. They need to break even and give
the rest away to the government for redistribution as the Democrats see
fit.
9. I voted for a Democrat because I believe liberal judges need to
rewrite the Constitution regularly to suit some fringe folks who would
never get their agendas past the voters.
10. I voted for a Democrat because I think that it’s better to pay
billions to people who hate us for their oil, but not drill for our own
because it might upset some useless endangered beetle, gopher, or fish.
11. I voted for a Democrat because while we live in the greatest, most
wonderful country in the world, I was promised “HOPE AND CHANGE.”
12. I voted for a Democrat because my head is so firmly buried in the
sand that it’s unlikely that I’ll ever have another point of view.